On the Road Again D Harmonica Intro: A Electric rhythm guitar e----------------|-----------------|-----------------| B----------------|-----------------|-----------------| G----------------|-----------------|-----------------| D----------------|-----------------|-----------------| A----------------|-7-7-9-9-7-7-9-9-|-7-7-9-9-7-7-9-9-| E----------------|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-| Well I e-----------------|-----------------| B-----------------|-----------------| G-----------------|-----------------| D-----------------|-----------------| A-7-7-9-9-7-7-9-9-|-7-7-9-9-7-7-9-9-| E-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-| wake up in the morning there's frogs inside my socks e---------------------------------|---------------------------------| B---------------------------------|---------------------------------| G---------------------------------|---------------------------------| D---------------------------------|---------------------------------| A-7---7---9---9---7---7---9---9---|-7---7---9---9---7---7---9---9---| E-5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---|-5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---| A You're momma, she's hiding inside the ice box Your e---------------------------------|---------------------------------| B---------------------------------|---------------------------------| G---------------------------------|---------------------------------| D---------------------------------|---------------------------------| A-7---7---9---9---7---7---9---9---|-7---7---9---9---7---7---9---9---| E-5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---|-5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---| D daddy walks in wearing a Napoleon Bonaparte mask e---------------------------------|---------------------------------| B---------------------------------|---------------------------------| G---------------------------------|---------------------------------| D-7---7---9---9---7---7---9---9---|-7---7---9---9---7---7---9---9---| A-5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---|-5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---| E---------------------------------|---------------------------------| A And you e-----------------|-----------------| B-----------------|-----------------| G-----------------|-----------------| D-----------------|-----------------| A-7-7-9-9-7-7-9-9-|-7-7-9-9-7-7-9-9-| E-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-| E D (No Chord) ask why I don't live here, Honey do you have to ask? e---------------------------------|----------------| B---------------------------------|----------------| G---------------------------------|-7--------------| D-9---9---11--11--9---9---11--11--|-7--------------| A-7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---|-5--------------| E---------------------------------|----------------| A Well I ... e-----------------|-----------------| B-----------------|-----------------| G-----------------|-----------------| D-----------------|-----------------| A-7-7-9-9-7-7-9-9-|-7-7-9-9-7-7-9-9-| E-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-| Well I go to pet your monkey, I get a face full of claws I ask, "who's in the fireplace?" and you tell me, "Santa Clause" The milkman comes in, he's wearing a derby hat And you ask me why I don't live here, Honey, how come you have to ask me that? Well I ask for something to eat, I'm hungry as a hog So I get brown rice, sea weed, and a dirty hot dog I got a hole where my stomach disappeared And you ask me why I don't live here, Honey, I got to think you're really weird. Your grampa's cane, it turns into a sword Your gramma prays to pictures that are pasted on a board Everything inside my pockets, your uncle steals And you ask me why I don't live here, Honey, I can't believe that you're for real. Well there's fistfights in the kitchen bad enough to make me cry The mailman comes in, even he's got to take a side Even the butler, he's got something to prove And you ask me why I don't live here, Honey, how come you don't move? harmonica solo to fade