Million Dollar Bash
Bob Dylan

**Capo 4th fret**

Intro: C

C
Well, that big dumb blonde with her wheels gorged

                                        F
And Turtle that friend of hers with his checks all forged

        C
And his cheeks in a chunk with his cheese in the cash

                                   G              C
They're all gonna be there at that million dollar bash

chorus:

Am        C       Am        C
Ooh baby, ooh-ee, ooh baby, ooh-ee

          F       G      C
It's that million dollar bash

Everybody from right now to over there and back
The louder they come, the bigger they crack
Come now, sweet cream, don't forget the flash
We're all gonna meet at that million dollar bash

chorus

Well, I took my counselor out to the barn
Silly Nelly was there, she told him a yarn
Then along came Jones, emptied the trash
Everybody went down to that million dollar bash

chorus

Well, I'm hittin' it too hard, my stones won't take
I get up in the mornin', but it's too early to wake
First it's hello, goodbye, then push and then crash
But we're all gonna make it at that million dollar bash

chorus

Well, I looked at my watch, I looked at my wrist
Punched myself in the face with my fist
I took my potatoes down to be mashed
And I made it on over to that million dollar bash

chorus