Million Dollar Bash Bob Dylan **Capo 4th fret** Intro: C C Well, that big dumb blonde with her wheels gorged F And Turtle that friend of hers with his checks all forged C And his cheeks in a chunk with his cheese in the cash G C They're all gonna be there at that million dollar bash chorus: Am C Am C Ooh baby, ooh-ee, ooh baby, ooh-ee F G C It's that million dollar bash Everybody from right now to over there and back The louder they come, the bigger they crack Come now, sweet cream, don't forget the flash We're all gonna meet at that million dollar bash chorus Well, I took my counselor out to the barn Silly Nelly was there, she told him a yarn Then along came Jones, emptied the trash Everybody went down to that million dollar bash chorus Well, I'm hittin' it too hard, my stones won't take I get up in the mornin', but it's too early to wake First it's hello, goodbye, then push and then crash But we're all gonna make it at that million dollar bash chorus Well, I looked at my watch, I looked at my wrist Punched myself in the face with my fist I took my potatoes down to be mashed And I made it on over to that million dollar bash chorus